South Overisel Heights, MI – As the Syrian chemical weapon crises continues, alternative weapons testing appears to be escalating with great success on domestic American soil. Local residents have long suspected the existence of a secret biological weapons development facility on the 4500 block of 140th south of Overisel. These suspicions were confirmed yesterday as witnesses observed a large green tank-like delivery vehicle system traveling from the facility to a testing grounds located one mile south of the development site. US Department of Defense officials have offered no official response to the obvious signs of biological weapons testing.
Residents are encouraged to continue with safety precautions including plugging of noses and closing house windows.